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Wide boxer shorts
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✦22.00
Hey hey! Mario here ✌🏻
Sooooo I might have done something. Bold. Stupid. Both? Anyway it led to these wide boxer shorts having the wildest night of their entire existence lol.
The Setup
Ok so I met these two girls on an app. Blondes, tattoos, confident energy. They wanted to meet up.
Me? Nervous as hell. Excited. Also terrified tbh.
Some guy at the gym mentioned those little blue pills. Goes “trust me bro you’ll be a god.”
And me being me… I believed him.
The Mistake
7pm. Take one pill. Wait. Feel… nothing.
8pm. Still nothing. Start thinking maybe it was fake. Maybe I need another.
So I took another. Obviously.
The Meeting
9pm. They open the door. Gorgeous. Smiling. Pull me inside.
And then… it happened.
Downstairs woke up. Like aggressively. Enthusiastically. Painfully.
These used panties – ok they’re wide boxers but I call em panties sue me, they’re soft and roomy and suddenly very occupied – went from zero to absolute disaster in seconds.
The Night
So we’re on the couch. Music playing, drinks pouring. One girl on my left, one on my right. And I’m just sitting there like a statue praying they don’t look down.
Too late.
Brunette notices. Grins. Whispers to her friend.
Then she goes “Oh honey… someone’s ready to play.”
I could not move. Could not think. Could not do anything except sit there in these mens used underwear, painfully hard, two girls now fully aware and fully amused.
The Aftermath
They were sweet about it actually. Took pity on me. Helped a brother out if you know what I mean lol.
But these wide boxers? They caught everything. Sweat from pure panic. Pre from anticipation. And later… well. Lets just say they earned their keep fr.
What’s in the fabric:
First time Viagra panic (two pills like an idiot)
Two gorgeous blondes noticing literally everything
Sweat from sheer terror
Hours of… lets call it proof of concept
Wide boxers that went from innocent to legendary
First time Viagra. Two girls. One very memorable night. My boxers. Your reward 🤷♂️










